Asshole Repellent is a great gift for anyone with a wicked sents of humor. Asshole repellent is a delicious sweet butter creme scent with combined fragrance of golden sugar, heavy whipping cream, and vanilla. It is the ideal level of sweetness without being overwhelming.
The candles comes with a fun. bit of instructions, "Light this candle to keep that asshole away. This sweet scent will stop any asshole from coming near. For beat result enjoy with friends who will appreciate their absence. Results may vary. No humans were harmed in the testing of this product."
They are made of soy wax for a long lasting burn. Each candle has a self trimming braided cotton wick. Every candle is hand made with consistent methods. All the candles are made in small batches, in order to maintain optimal quality control.