Maintain Cheer, Calm This Holiday Season

Maintain Cheer, Calm This Holiday Season

Your go-to New Orleans smoke shop and record store can help.

Hectic holiday season got you wound up like a tangled slinky?

"If all the year were playing holidays," said Shakespeare, "to sport would be as tedious as to work." And was it not a Hallmark card that said "Don't worry, it'll be over soon"? And both the Bard and the card that "Hell is empty and all the devils are here"?

But if the holiday season can sometimes be a little overwhelming, we've got plenty of ways to help you stay calm, cool, and collected so that you're your best relaxed self for friends and family.

The Wonder Compound CBD

At Mushroom New Orleans, we swear by CBD, great for easing pre-party anxiety and for winding down after the last of your guests are on their merry way.

We have a huge selection of CBD in all available forms, including tinctures, topicals, oils, and capsules.

If you need something to help you chill out before your family arrives for holiday dinner and Uncle Larry starts rambling and Aunt Gertrude's cheek-pinching sends little Bobby to the emergency room, try one of our CBD tinctures, either unflavored or peppermint, mandarin lime, lemon-line, or pineapple. They're fast-acting, easy to take, and taste great.

If your shoulders are aching from standing over a hot oven mashing potatoes all day ("Let the sky rain potatoes," suggested Falstaff, but what did he know?), CBD topical lotions should do the trick.

If you prefer vaporizers, browse the huge selection in our store and let our friendly staff help you choose the best vape for your needs. We offer even more vapes online, including many SMOK Novo and Suorin Air Plus models. The portable and versatile Pulsar RoK Portable Vaporizer, which can accommodate both concentrates and dry legal herbs, would help festoon any festive proceedings.

Set The Mood With Song and Scents

When your guests arrive, perhaps after braving ferocious winter weather (or not), help them relax with one our top-rated essential oils to create chill vibes and enhance your home with scents like Wilde Berry Lavender, Satya Patchouli, or Goloka Peruvian Palo Santo.

Now that you've got the right mindset and ambiance, set the mood with one of your favorite jazz records, sit back, and enjoy the party. (If jazz is too jazzy for your taste, we've also got rock, pop, country, hip-hop, R&B, and funk.)

Perhaps also, at a propitious moment, strap on a nifty six-can beer holster as you prepare snacks and share a glow-in-the-dark beer bong with your partygoers to get the party started for real.

Stop by The Mushroom to start early on your holiday gift list, including, in honor of the impending New Year, all of our New Arrivals. We've got everything for you and yours: great clothing, accessories, CBD products, records, fragrances, and posters. We wish you a happy holiday season as we send relaxing energy your way!


CBD products are only available in-store and are not available for online purchase.

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